August 2010
4 posts
i turned 27 this weekend
i had a birthday this weekend. i had a fun day with so many people that i love, and who love me. it was a good day, but something wasn’t right. something felt off about the whole thing. i felt like the happiness i exhibited to my friends and family during all the celebrations was all just an act…
i realized today that the problem was that i could not escape a looming reality: i am 27...
June 2010
2 posts
May 2010
2 posts
April 2010
5 posts
i'm back
i let my lack of updates get out of control again. i’ve seen it happen so many times before—i slack for a couple of days, then a couple of weeks, then i convince myself i can’t ever post again because it’s been too long. well to hell with that! i’m back! now…i just need to find something worth posting…
October 2009
2 posts
…what would you do?
September 2009
5 posts
passion pit - eyes as candles
i can’t stop...
gorillaz
me: ah
i remember when you gave me gorillaz
Cole: hahahaha
me: haha it sounds like an std
some kind of supersized crabs
Cole: EXAAACTLY
me: that rap
Cole: omg get out of my head
me: lol
August 2009
11 posts
lol
me: i mean, being poor
that is their financial status
Cole: they're all rich cunts.
me: lol
Cole: all of them.
me: not your students
the hypothetical poop people
LOL
haha
poor people
lol
it just sounds like i really hate poor people
Cole: i couldn't even type
i was just lollin
me: "ew, look at those poop people over there"
Cole: you've been with Neiman too long
me: "i hate this mall, all these poop people"
me: thankfully, gchat saves these
"White Chicks" Wiki Entry
Plot: The plot begins inside a convenience store where two FBI agents, Kevin Copeland and Marcus Copeland (Shawn and Marlon Wayans), try to capture members of an organization that sells drugs inside ice cream boxes (where in they disguise as old Caribbean men that are recipients of the drugs). Later on a gunfight ensued, Kevin and Marcus finally knock out the criminals, leaving the place in...
montezuma's revenge metaphor
me: i don't NEED antibiotics, right?
Cole: Yes you do.
me: how can you be so sure?
Cole: I'll extend the metaphor. Basically the illegals are taking the jobs of the good American bacteria in your digestive tract, then they have kids, and before you know it your ass is speaking Spanish. The infection outcompetes the other microbes and just stays. It has lasted longer than a virus, go to a doctor.
tim and i like to imagine scenes
me: no, you gotta tango
me: then show up in some fancy restaurant with a white cane and make everyone think you're blind
me: reenact the scene from scent of a woman
tim: haha, yeah i should do that
tim: hoo wahhh
me: lol
me: just walk around
me: HOO WAAHH
me: over and over
me: waiter comes up
me: "sir, would you like a--"
me: WHOO WAHHH
tim: haha
tim: just keep cutting him off
me: lol
Watch
July 2009
10 posts
going green, tim style
i hate xxxx by the way
like now more then ever
shes gotta be one of the most worthless people on earth
she just takes up air
probably produces a lot of methane too
we should go green and kill her
Keepin' the rich, white, Christian man down →
Top ten pieces of evidence that liberal political correctness is still holding the rich, white, Christian man down.
June 2009
15 posts
Watchthat’s quite a button! i wonder what statement he’s trying to make with it…
nuggles
Jarrod: i also like nuggles
me: haha nuggles?
use in a sentence please
Jarrod: ok
here goes
mmm yeah baby, gonna eat me some of them tofu nuggles
and...
or
come get ya some nuggles
Jarrod: uc?
me: lol but what ARE nuggles?
Jarrod: umm
me: like nuglets? a snacketizer?
Jarrod: like snuggles + nuglets
me: lol WHAT?
how does one combine a snuggle and a nuglet?
Jarrod: i don't know
me: i
Watchlil wayne. andy samberg. t-pain. freaknik. TURN IT UP!
Iran protester slain after huge pro-reform rally →
things are getting out of control.
Watcha swarm of protesters in Iran
Watch“riot police” (the equivalent of a poltically motivated militia here in the states) beating protesters in Iran
